05 August 2006

Our National Colors

And here it is, the National Flag of Threepointfivia (don't worry, Keith, I'm still working on the flag of Nine Towels Only):

The 18 black and white stripes signify the eighteen guys who were really involved in the making of Threepointfivia as residents of #3 or #4. The white stripes represent our lack of general ethnicity, and the black stripes stand for our piracy. The combination of black and white together reminds us that our apartment was "swirled with tolerance and love". The vertical brown stripe stands for the poo-brown elevator shaft, with three and a half stars. Note that the "half-star" has the appearance of a clockface set to 11:45:25. The icon of our beloved couch in a field of green is of course the symbol of our fair nation, with the caption Facium Extra, which is crappy fake Latin for either "do more" or "make out", whichever you prefer.

7 Comments:

Blogger Flops said...

Lack of general ethnicity! Bah!! Speak for yourselves!

12:09  
Blogger Keith said...

So speaks the ethnic one! Ben this just rocks.

Your emperor in exile,

The New York Nines

12:32  
Blogger LJ said...

And here is my comment:

Please oh please let us make a t-shirt out of this. Please. It is a beautiful thing. I now pronounce you rad.

22:50  
Blogger Brando said...

Yeah, I'm with Felipe. Lack of ethnicity, ha! I'll have you know that my ancestors derived from a very far away place, that we descendants like to call the "Pre-Existence"! So once again, lack of ethnicity ha! I feel abused!

15:36  
Blogger wonderbread said...

Ahh, I have lots of fond memories of passing out on that couch. I just have to say that the flag is a singular work of beauty (as I shed a tear). Do we have a national anthem?

12:04  
Blogger Brando said...

I vote that the National Dance be the "Fiddler Dance".
Does anyone second that motion?

12:20  
Blogger Ben said...

I'm pretty sure the national anthem is Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

11:26  

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