Hogmanay for Aye and Aye

Well, kiddos, I'm about 30 minutes from departure to the YSA dance. I'm a little ill, and I don't know if it's going to be a smashing success. I've had several be quite unsmashing before, and I don't know what to make of this one. If all goes well: eh. New friends. If all goes poorly: Longest drive to execute Operation:Cookie ever. For those who are unaware, Operation:Cookie is when you go to a dance just for the treats. It doesn't have to be your dance, in fact it's better if it isn't. Have fun all y'alls bustin out ya ought-sixes.